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Divert your course
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This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a
US naval
ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland
in October
1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval
Operations
10-10-95.
Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees the South
to avoid a
collision.
Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees the
North to
avoid a collision.
Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course
15 degrees to
the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say
again, divert
YOUR course.
Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE
SECOND LARGEST
SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES` ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE
ACCOMPANIED BY
THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT
VESSELS. I DEMAND
THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN,
THAT`S ONE
FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN
TO ENSURE THE
SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call!
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