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Dinner with clinton and gore
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Al Gore was brainstorming His campaign strategy with Bill Clinton at a Georgetown restaurant when the waitress came to take their order. Gore ordered a salad and water, and Bill Clinton studied the menu for a second. Then he looked up, smiled, and said, "I`ll have a quickie." The waitress was offended. "Mr. President," she said, "Considering all that your wife went through last year with Monica Lewinsky, I think that that`s in particularly poor taste." She stomped away to cry. Al Gore leaned over to Clinton, looked at His menu, and whispered, "Uh, Bill, I think that`s pronounced `quiche.`"
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