Dear bill clinton

Dear Bill:

As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your
predicament. Although when I was president I merely lusted in
my heart, I have to admit that had I served another term, my
lust might have broken free and moved down my body. God bless
you in this time of trial.

Jimmy Carter ---------------------- Dear Bill: OK,
so I`ll never be president, but at least Donna Rice was a
babe! Gary Hart ----------------------

My Dear Chap:

This is a bit of a sticky wicket, but if I were you, I
should ask that charming Jay Leno fellow to see you through.
Pop onto his show, admit that you made an ass of yourself and
all will be forgiven.

Hugh Grant

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Bill:

They entrapped me, they framed me, they caught me in a motel
with drugs and a prostitute, but I bounced back and so can
you!

Mayor Marion Berry

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Dear Bill:

Look at the bright side. At least you weren`t caught wearing
Monica`s thong underwear. By the way, did you catch my sports
show? I`m back on TV for the Fall.

Marv Albert

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Dear Mr. President:

You may have noticed that I`m not jumping on the impeachment
bandwagon. Let me assure you, you`re not the only one in
Washington who thinks oral sex isn`t really sex.

Warm personal regards,

Newt ----------------------------

Dear Bill:

Hang in there, pal! By the way, Kathie Lee sends Hillary her
regards and invites her to come on her show anytime. Frank
Gifford

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Dear Mr. President:

Now I`m on the Supreme Court. I`m here for life! And there`s
nothing anyone can do about it! So there!

Justice Clarence (Long Dong) Thomas

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Dear Former Worthy Opponent:

Whoo, Boy! All I can say is, Bob Dole would never have
gotten himself into this mess. Not Bob Dole! Not before
Viagra, anyway!

Bob Dole

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Dear Mr. President:

I think it`s terrible what they are doing to you, and I want
you to know that if you need to get away from it all, you`re
welcome to bring Buddy and stay with me on my Wonderland
Ranch for as long as you want. I`ll move the Cub Scout Pack
to a tent on the lawn and you can have their room.

Michael Jackson

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Dear Fellow Sinner:

Jesus forgives you and so do I.

Rev. Jimmy Swaggart

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Dear Bill:

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

Jim Bakker

P.S. Jessica sends regards and wants to get together with
you sometime.

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Dear Bill:

Next time (if there is a next time), won`t let them get you
on tape. Big mistake!

With sympathy, Rob Lowe

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Dear Bill:

If I survived being a tampon, you can survive the cigar bit.
Things were grim for a while, but now it looks like I might
actually manage to marry my darling Camilla, and someday I`ll
be King! Funny how life turns out. So keep a stiff upper lip!
(And relax everything else, haha! And they say I don`t have a
sense of humor...)

HRH Charles Windsor, Prince of Wales

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Dear Mr. President,

We invite you to be the cover subject of our next issue.
Editor, Cigar magazine

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