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A couple of opposing candidates for county office happened
to be sitting next to each other in the local diner. One
turned to the other and said, "You know why I`m going to win
this election? Because of my `personal touch.` For example, I
always tip waitresses really well and then ask them to vote
for me."
"Oh, really?" replied the other. "I always tip them a nickel
and ask them to vote for you."

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