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Clinton's clock
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One day, many years after the Clinton scandal, Hillary is
struck by a car and killed. Soon, Hillary finds herself at
the gates of Heaven. She sees St. Peter and asks "Can I get
into heaven now?" he says "Soon, I have some things to take
care of." so St. Peter leaves and Hillary looks at the
scenery and sees millions of clocks lying around. Every once
in a while, a clock or so would turn ahead 15 minutes.
Hillary wondered why. Soon, St. Peter came back and Hillary
asked "St. Peter, What are all these clocks for?" St Peter
replies "Each clock represents a man. Every time a man
commits adultry, the clock turns ahead 15 minutes. Hillary
asks "Where`s my husbands clock?" St. Peter replies "Oh,
it`s in God`s office, he uses it for a fan."
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