|
|
|
Things u never hear
One liners
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Things you`ll never hear at a Nascar Race
"None for me, thanks. That Skoal will do a number on your teeth."
"Hey, shut up! I can`t hear the race."
"Dating your own sister? Man, that`s sick!"
"My God, this is a splendid Merlot!"
"Hey, you with the large chest. Out of the way! We`re trying to watch a race here!"
"Chesterton, be a good lad and retrieve the Wall Street Journal from my atache case."
"What a coincidence, Hank. All my friends are boycotting Hooters, too!"
"These are even better seats than we had for the Lionel Richie concert!"
"Whew! No more beer for me, fellas."
"And now... Singing our National Anthem, international recording artist, Boy George!"
Submitted by Glaci
Edited by Curtis
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Previous joke
[ One liners index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I`ve wanted to cut it down... Read this joke...
Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms? They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
Is your name Laryngitis? You`re a pain in the neck... Read this joke...
I`ve seen more life in a down and out`s vest... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
[Mary Magdala and Jesus the Nazerene sit under a tree, sharing a joint]Maggie: What was with that quip you gave to Judah, about the poor?Joshua: What quip?Mary: You know, “the poor you have with you always”... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff