|
|
|
Robert schmidt 11
One liners
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
The museum boasted owning the original version of Beethoven`s unfinished basement.
What are imitation rhinestones?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
Let`s say you stuff a cat`s tail up his ass until it peeks out of his mouth, and you give the tip of its tail a sound yank. Would the cat turn inside out?
I recently changed my name to Resident Occupant. The local post office would like to speak with me but they`re not sure where I live. Last week they used a barge to deliver my mail. But I don`t think I`m getting it all. So if you happen to see any of it...
I`m getting a tattoo. It`s going to be all over my whole body--a tattoo of myself. Only taller.
I was in the supermarket the other day, and I met a lady in the aisle where they keep the generic brands. Her name was "woman".
I have a decaffeinated coffee table. You`d never know it to look at it.
My neighbors don`t like it when I talk to my plants ... I use a megaphone.
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
[ One liners index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
Two English men are walking along O`Connell Street in Ireland when they see a sign in a shop window... Read this joke...
Backup - What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
Yo momma armpits so hairy looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock!... Read this joke...
Your so fat when you go to theme parks you get a group discount!... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
In California, more than 600 lawyer hopefuls were taking the State Bar exams in the Pasadena Convention Center, when a 50 year old man taking the test suffered a heart attack... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff