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Robert schmidt 11
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The museum boasted owning the original version of Beethoven`s unfinished basement.
What are imitation rhinestones?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
Let`s say you stuff a cat`s tail up his ass until it peeks out of his mouth, and you give the tip of its tail a sound yank. Would the cat turn inside out?
I recently changed my name to Resident Occupant. The local post office would like to speak with me but they`re not sure where I live. Last week they used a barge to deliver my mail. But I don`t think I`m getting it all. So if you happen to see any of it...
I`m getting a tattoo. It`s going to be all over my whole body--a tattoo of myself. Only taller.
I was in the supermarket the other day, and I met a lady in the aisle where they keep the generic brands. Her name was "woman".
I have a decaffeinated coffee table. You`d never know it to look at it.
My neighbors don`t like it when I talk to my plants ... I use a megaphone.
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