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Robert schmidt 09
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Horses just naturally have Mohawk haircuts. Every day, the hummingbird eats its own weight in food. You may wonder how it weighs the food. It doesn`t. It just eats another hummingbird. I bought a portable cable TV. Trees that grow in smoggy cities are needed to make carbon paper. I liked "Slaughterhouse 5", but I can`t find the first four anywhere. A man committed suicide by overdosing on decongestant tablets. All they found was a pile of dust. I took a physics course that was so hard I couldn`t find the classroom. Despite decades of market research, markets proliferate and there`s no cure in sight. I washed my edible underwear and now they`re gone.
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