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Hello, welcome to the psychiatric Hotline. If you are
obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependant, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and
6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what
you want, so please stay on the line so we can trace the
call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little
voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn`t matter which number
you press, no one will answer.
If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random.
If you are phobic, don`t press anything.
If you are anal-retentive, please hold.

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