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Crazy patients
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A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient`s room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half. Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet. The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can`t you see I`m sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He`s my friend, but he`s a little crazy. He thinks he`s a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2`s face is going all red. The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he`s your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself" Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"
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