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There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and His wife was sitting by His side.
His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You`re beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again.
His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by His side. A couple minutes later His eyes fluttered open and he said "You`re cute!"
Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of "beautiful" it was "cute."
She said "What happened to `beautiful`?"
His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"

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