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A man hasn`t been feling well, so he goes to His doctor for a complete checkup.
Afterward the doctor comes out with the results.
"I`m afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You`re dying, and you don`t have much time left."
"Oh, that`s terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?"
"Ten," the doctor says sadly.
"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!"
"Nine..."

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