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There are no honest lawyers
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A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it.
"Here lies an honest man and a lawyer," responded the lawyer.
"Sorry, but I can`t do that," replied the stonecutter. "In this state, it`s against the law to bury two people in the same grave. However, I could put `here lies an honest lawyer`."
"But that won`t let people know who it is!" protested the lawyer.
"Sure it will," retorted the stonecutter. "People will read it and exclaim, "That`s impossible!"
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