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Singles bar
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A young man struck up a conversation with a young lass in a singles bar.
All went well until he mentioned that he was a dentist, at which point she lost interest.
The next evening and again the next, pretty much the same thing happened.
Finally on the fourth night the bartender, who had overheard much of what had transpired, took the dentist aside and explained that this was primarily a lawyers` hangout and most of the women patrons seemed to prefer them.
The dentist took the hint and told the next young woman he found attractive that he was a partner at Babble, Grabble and Scrabble.
She was enthusiastic and before long he happily found himself testing the softness of her feather bed.
As he gave way to the delights of the moment he thought "Hey, this is great. I`ve only been a lawyer for an hour and a half and I`m already screwing someone."
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Yisman
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