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Definitely my pants joke
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A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence. The first student raised his hand and said "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher said, "Well, that isn`t entirely correct, because sometimes it`s gray and cloudy".
Another student says, "Grass is definitely green." The teacher again replies "If grass doesn`t get enough water it turns brown, so that isn`t really correct either."
Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps?" The teacher looked at him and said "No...But that isn`t really a question you want to ask in class discussion." So the student replies, "Then I definitely shit my pants."
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