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A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this...
`Looking for man with these qualifications; won`t beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.`
She got lots of phone calls replying to Her ad but met someone perfect at Her door one day. The man she met said, "Hi, I`m Bob. I have no arms so I won`t beat you up and no legs so I won`t run away."
So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"
Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn`t I?"

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