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Q: When attorneys die, why do they bury them 600 feet underground?
A: Because deep down, they`re really nice guys.
Q: If you drop a snake and an attorney off the Empire State Building, which one hits first?
A: Who cares?Q: How can you tell the difference between a dead skunk and a dead attorney on the road?
A: The vultures aren`t gagging over the skunk.
Q: What`s the difference between an attorney and a pit bull?
A: Jewelry.
Q: What do lawyers use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.
Q: What`s the definition of mixed emotions?
A: Watching your attorney drive over a cliff in your new Ferrari.
Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One; the lawyer holds it while the rest of the world revolves around him.
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