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Q: What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in wet cement?A: Not enough cement.Q: Did you hear they just released a new Barbie doll called "Divorced Barbie"? A: Yeah, it comes with half of Ken`s things and alimony. Q: What`s the problem with lawyer jokes? A: Lawyer`s don`t think they`re funny, and no one else thinks they`re jokes. Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Fifty four. Eight to argue, one to get a continuance, one to object, one to demur, two to research precedents, one to dictate a letter, one to stipulate, five to turn in their time cards, one to depose, one to write interrogatories, two to settle, one to order a secretary to change the bulb, and twenty-eight to bill for professional services. Q: Where can you find a good lawyer? A: In the cemetery. Q: Where can you find a good lawyer? A: At the city morgue. Q: What`s the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz full of lawyers? A: The porcupine has pricks on the outside.
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