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When there are too many policemen, there can be no liberty;
When there are too many soldiers, there can be no peace;
When there are too many lawyers, there can be no justice.?
-- Lin Yutang

?Litigation is a machine which you go into as a pig and come out as a sausage.?
-- Ambrose Bierce
"A country man between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.?
-- Benjamin Franklin

?Lawyers have been known to wrest from reluctant juries triumphant verdicts of acquittal for their clients, even when those clients, as often happens, were clearly and unmistakably innocent.?
-- Oscar Wilde

?In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.?
-- Lenny Bruce

?I was never ruined but twice -- once when I lost a lawsuit, and once when I gained one.?
-- Voltaire


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