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Lawyers make bad neighbors
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A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the
counter.
Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to
a neighbor of his. The neighbor happened to be a lawyer.
Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbor
and said, "Hey, if your dog stole a roast from my butcher
shop, would you be liable for the cost of the meat?"
The lawyer replied, "Of course, how much was the roast?"
"$7.98." said the butcher.
A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail
for $7.98.
Attached to it was an invoice that read: Legal Consultation
Service: $150
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