|
|
|
10 signs your an internet geek-1
Computer jokes
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
10. When filling out your driver`s license application you give your IP address.
9. You no longer ask prospective dates what their sign is, instead your line is "Hi, what`s your URL?"
8. Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.
7. You`re amazed to find out spam is a food.
6. You "ping" people to see if they`re awake, "finger" them to find out how they are, and "AYT" them to make sure they`re listening to you.
5. You search the Net endlessly hoping to win every silly free T-shirt contest.
4. You introduce your wife as "my lady@home.wife" and refer to your children as "client applications".
3. At social functions you introduce your husband as "my domain server".
2. After winning the office super bowl pool you blurt out, "I feel so colon-right parentheses!"
And the number one sign you are an Internet Geek:
1. Two Words: "Pizza`s Here!"
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Previous joke
[ Computer jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan`s well-oiled economic machin... Read this joke...
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I`m a virgin and I don`t know anything about sex... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening... Read this joke...
One thing that makes me believe in UFOs is, sometimes I lose stuff... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
A Tax Official has come to a rural synagogue for aninspection... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff