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Lawyer's death bed
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A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal
illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, "You can`t
take it with you."
After much thought and consideration, the old ambulance
chaser finally figured out how to take at least some of his
money with him when he died. He instructed his wife to go to
the bank and withdraw enough money to fill two pillowcases.
He then directed her to take the bags of money to the attic
and leave them directly above his bed. His plan: When he
passed away, he would reach out and grab the bags on his way
to Heaven.
Several weeks after the funeral, the deceased lawyer`s wife,
up in the attic cleaning came upon the two forgotten
pillowcases stuffed with cash. "Oh, that old fool," she
exclaimed. "I knew he should have had me put the money in the
basement."
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