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Typical Mexican macho man married typical good-looking Mexican lady and after the wedding, laid down the following rules:
"I`ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want - and I don`t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I`ll go hunting, fishing, boozin, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don`t you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules! Any comments?"
His new bride said, "No, that`s fine with me. Just understand that there`ll be sex here at seven o`clock every night - whether you`re here or not."

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