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Lawyer quickies 1
Lawyer jokes
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Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 50?
A: Your honor.
Q: What do you call a lawyer whose gone bad?
A: Senator.
Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!
Q: In front of you stand four men: Adolf Hitler, Idi Amin, Saddam Hussein and a lawyer. You are holding a gun which contains only three bullets. Who do you shoot?
A: Use all three bullets on the lawyer.
Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start!
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
a: His lips are moving.
Q: What is the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Q: What is the difference between a dead lawyer and a squished skunk in the road?
A: The vultures will eat the skunk.
Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a skunk?
A: Nobody wants to hit a skunk.
Q: Why won`t vultures eat dead lawyers?
A: There are some things that would gag even a vulture.
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