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Blonde's mistake


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Three girls were flying in an airplane with a pilot who kept asking them to sleep with him while he flyed the plane. One girl was redhead, one was brunette, and one was a blonde. Everytime the pilot would try to get one of the girls alone to have sex, they would refuse. Finally, the pilot got mad and threatened to throw them all out of the plane. The redhead, frantic to save her life, stood in front of the pilot, wraped her arms around his head and shoved her breasts into his face.
"You wouldn't kick me out, would you?"
she asked him. He kissed her boobs through her shirt and said not anymore. The readhead went to sit down again. When the brunette saw that what the readhead had done had worked, she went and sat down on the pilots lap, thrusting her breasts in his face and wraping her legs around his head said, "you wouldn't kick me out, would you?"
Again, the pilot kissed her breasts, licked her butt, and said,"not anymore". The brunette walked away and sat back down. Then the pilot looked for the blonde so that he could get some more "lovin". He couldn't find her anywhere and decided that she would turn up soon enough. He went back into the cockpit and found the blonde lying with her clothes all off with the co-pilot (who was also uncovered) having sex. In between her screams, the blonde asked the co-pilot, "you wouldn't kick me out now, would you?"


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