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(Case Kelis the musician versus the daily cow)

Cow's Lawyer: My client here (pointing to the cow) should be paid the loyalties for the song milkshake.
Judge: why?
Cow's lawyer: only a cows milkshake brings all boys to the yard. No man wants kelis milkshake. But they can drink my clients milkshake.
Judge: (nearly vomiting) me too all the patents and royalties to be paid to the cow.
Cow:(to kelis with indifferent)whose shake is real now?

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