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Frog noise
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Two litte boys are talking to each other when the older boy, Little Tommy, gets up and walks over to his Grandpa and says, "Grandpa, please make a frog noise."
The Grandpa says, "No."
Little Tommy goes on, "Please .. please .. make a frog noise."
The Grandpa says, "No, now go play."
Little Tommy then says to his younger brother, Little Johnny, "Go tell Grandpa to make a frog noise."
So Little Johnny goes to his Grandpa and says, "Please make a frog noise."
The Grandpa says sternly, "I just told your brother NO and I`m telling you NO."
Little Johnny says, "Please .. please .. Grandpa make a frog noise."
The Grandpa curiously asks, "Why do you want me to make a frog noise?"
Then, Little Johnny replied, "Because mommy said when you croak we can go to Disney World!"
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