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A motorist was on trial for hitting a pedestrian.
His lawyer argued, "Your Honor, my client has been driving for over twenty-five years."
"Your Honor," the plaintiff`s lawyer retorted, "if this case is going to be judged by experience, may I remind you that my client has been walking for over sixty years!"
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