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Ex-wifes lawyer
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A law firm receptionist answered the phone the morning after the firm`s senior partner had passed away unexpectedly. "Is Mr. Spenser there?" asked the client on the phone.
"I`m very sorry, but Mr. Spenser passed away last night," the receptionist answered. "Can anyone else help you?"
The man paused for a moment, then quietly said `no` and hung up.
Ten minutes later, he called again and asked for Mr. Spenser, His ex-wife`s lawyer.
The receptionist said, "You just called a few minutes ago, didn`t you? Mr. Spenser has died. I`m not making this up." The man again hung up.
Fifteen minutes later, he called a third time and asked for Mr. Spenser. The receptionist was irked by this time. "I`ve told you twice already, Mr. Spenser is dead. He is not here! Why do you keep asking for him when I say he`s dead? Don`t you understand what I`m saying?"
The man replied, "I understand you perfectly. I just like hearing you say it over and over."
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