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At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that the most successful lawyer in the whole town hadn`t made a contribution. This guy was making about $600,000 a year so the volunteer thought, "Why not call him up?"
He calls up the lawyer.
"Sir, according to our research you haven`t made a contribution to the United Way, would you like to do so?"
The lawyer responds, "A contribution? Does your research show that I have an invalid mother who requires expensive surgery once a year just to stay alive?"
The worker is feeling a bit embarrassed and says, "Well, no sir, I`m..."
"Does your research show that my sister`s husband was killed in a car accident? She has three kids and no means of support!"
The worker is feeling quite embarrassed at this point. "I`m terribly sorry..."
"Does your research show that my brother broke his neck on the job and now requires a full time nurse to have any kind of normal life?"
The worker is completely humiliated at this point. "I am sorry sir, please forgive me..."
"The gall of you people! I don`t give them anything, so why should I give it to you!"
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