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A lawyer's perspective
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A very successful lawyer parked His brand-new Lexus in front
of His office, ready to show it off to his
colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and
completely tore off the door on the driver`s side.
The lawyer immediately grabbed His cell phone, dialed 911,
and within minutes a policeman pulled up.
Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the
lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he
had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined
and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop
did to it.
When the lawyer finally wound down from His ranting and
raving, the officer shook His head in disgust and
disbelief. "I can`t believe how materialistic you lawyers
are," he
said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don`t
notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Don`t you know that your left arm is
missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when
the truck hit you."
"My God!" screamed the lawyer. "Where`s my Rolex?"
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