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A lawyer made man!
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A surgeon, an architect an a lawyer are having a heated barroom discussion concerning which of their professions is actually the oldest profession.
The surgeon says, "Surgery is the oldest profession. God took a rib from Adam to create Eve and you can`t go back further than that."
The architect says, "Hold on! In fact, God was the first architect, when he created the world out of chaos in 7 days, and you can`t go back any further than that!"
The lawyer puffs his cigar and says, "Gentlemen, Gentlemen...who do you think created the CHAOS?"
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