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Skilled labor
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Two guys who worked together were both laid off, so off they went to the unemployment office.
Asked His occupation, the first guy said, "Panty stitcher. I sew the elastic onto ladies cotton panties." The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classed as unskilled labor, she gave him $170, a week`s unemployment pay.
The second guy was asked His occupation. "Diesel fitter" he replied. Since diesel fitters was a skilled technical job in her classification book the clerk gave the second guy $480. a week.
When the first guy found out he was furious. He stormed back in to find out why His friend and co-worker was collecting double His pay. The clerk explained, "Panty stitchers are unskilled and diesel fitters are skilled labor.
"What skill?" yelled the panty stitcher. "I sew the elastic on. He pulls on it and says, "Yep, diesel fitter".
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