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Running from the cops
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A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he`s topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can`t escape and finally pulls over.
The cop approaches the car and says, "It`s been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I`ll let you go."
The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!"
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