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Q: What happens to programmers when they die?A: They get deallocated, their values become undefined, they get re-intialized, their structues break down, they become WORM food, they start dropping bits, they branch to a new address, their social system resources are released, they dump core... Read this joke...
One spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below the surface of a lake and saw a fly hovering just out of striking distance... Read this joke...
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Q: Why is being in the military like a blow-job?A... Read this joke...
A marine catfish can taste with any part of its body... Read this joke...
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Random Funny stuff
Q. What`s the ultimate rejection?A. When you`re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.... Read this joke...
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