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You live in san francisco joke
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Your co-worker tells you s/he have 8 body piercings but none are visible.
When someone says TENDERLOIN - you don`t think of steak. You think of danger.
You take a bus and are shocked at 2 people carrying on a conversation in English.
You never bother looking at the MUNI line schedule because you know the drivers have never seen it.
You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown and can taste the difference between Sumatra and Ethiopian.
A really great parking space can move you to tears.
You know that anyone wearing shorts in April is just visiting from Ohio.
Your child`s 3rd grade teacher has two pierced ears, a nose ring and is named "Breeze." And, after telling that to a friend, they still need to ask if the teacher is male or female.
You are thinking of taking an adult class but you can`t decide between yoga, aroma therapy, conversational mandarin or a building your own web site class.
You haven`t been to Fisherman`s Wharf since the first month you moved to SF, and you couldn`t figure out how to drive to Coit Tower if your life depended on it.
A woman walks on MUNI with live poultry. You don`t notice.
You think any guy with a George Clooney haircut must be visiting from the midwest.
You know that any woman with a George Clooney haircut is not a tourist.
You keep a list of companies to boycott.
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