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Pregnancy faq
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Pregnancy FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I`m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby`s
sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that
sometimes she`s borderline irrational.
A: So what`s your question?
Q: How long is the average woman in labor?
A: Whatever she says divided by two.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room
while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word `alimony` means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from
childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby`s diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to
feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
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