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Stow you away joke
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A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears, took pity on her, and said, "Look, you`ve got a lot to live for. I`m off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I`ll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I`ll keep you happy, and you`ll keep me happy."
The girl nodded yes, after all, what did she have to lose? That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.
Three weeks later, during a routine search, she was discovered by the captain. `What are you doing here?` the captain asked. She got up off the ground and explained, "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors. He`s taking me to Europe, and he`s screwing me."
The captain looked at her, "He sure is lady, this is the Staten Island Ferry.`
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