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Scottish pride
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A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring run.run! The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya!" A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya!" The next batter held his swing at three and two and as the ump calls a walk the Scotsman stands up yelling "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run!" All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he sits down confused.
A friendly fan, sensing his embarassment whisper, "He doesn`t have to run, he`s got four balls."
After this explanation the Scotsman stands up in disbelief and screams, "Walk with pr-r-ride man!"
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