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You might be a redneck if 02
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You might be a redneck if...
Your Christmas tree is still up in February.
You`ve ever been arrested for loitering.
You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d`ouvre.
There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house.
You hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.
You`ve ever shot anyone for looking at you.
You own a homemade fur coat.
Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
Your momma has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
You`ve totaled every car you`ve ever owned.
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