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Distracted speech joke
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Rating : 4.56, 18 votes.
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Two guys are drinking at a bar. The first says "Do you ever start thinking about something, and when you go to talk, you say something you don`t mean?" The Second guy says "Yeah, I was at the airport buying plane tickets, and the chick behind the counter had these huge tits, and instead of asking her for `two tickets to Pittsburgh` I asked for `two tickets to Titsburgh` The First guy says, "Yeah, well I was having breakfast with my wife last week, and instead of saying `Honey can you please pass me the sugar?`, I said `You`ve ruined my life you FUCKING BITCH`
Rating : 4.56, 18 votes.
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