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A few stiff ones joke
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A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and pulled it over. He walked up to the car and saw a nice-looking woman behind the wheel. There was a strong smell liquor on her breath.
He said, `I`m going to give you a breathalyzer test to determine if you are under the influence of alcohol.` She blew up the balloon and he walked it back to the police car. After a couple of minutes, he returned to her car and said, `It looks like you`ve had a couple of stiff ones.`
She replied, `You mean it shows that, too?`
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