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Service for your dog
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A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside except for a pet dog he for a long time.
The dog finally died and Muldoon went to the parish priest, saying "Father, the dog is dead. Could you possibly be saying a Mass for the poor creature?"
Father Patrick told the farmer "No, we can`t have services for an animal in the church, but I`ll tell you what, there`s a new denomination down the road apiece, and no telling what they believe in, but maybe they`ll do something for the animal."
Muldoon said "I`ll go right now. By the way, do you think $50,000 is enough to donate for the service?"
Father Patrick replied "Why didn`t you tell me the dog was Catholic."
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