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An ounce of brains
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A lawyer finds out he has an inoperable brain tumor.
It`s so large, they have to do a brain transplant.
His doctor gives him a choice of available brains.
There`s a jar of rocket scientist brains for $10 an ounce.
A jar of regular scientist brains for $15 an ounce.
And a jar of lawyer brains for the sum of $800 an ounce.
The outraged lawyer says, "This is a rip off! How come the lawyer brains are so damned expensive?"
The doctor replies, "Do you know how many lawyers it takes to get an ounce of brains?"
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