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Pretending
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<P><FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size=1>A man and a woman, who have never before met, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep early and quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At:1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman below him saying, "Ma`am, I`m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I`m awfully cold. "I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight,let`s pretend that we`re married." "Wow! That`s a great idea!" he exclaims, getting all excited, "I like it!" "I`m glad," she replies. "Now get your own f**ing blanket." </FONT></P>
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