|
|
|
Clinton's grave fate joke
Humor jokes
Rating : 4.00, 24 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
During a recent public outing, Hillary slipped off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.
"There`s no easy way to say this, so I`ll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."
Visibly shaken, Hillary stared at the woman`s lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller`s gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question.
"Will I be acquitted?"
Rating : 4.00, 24 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Previous joke
[ Humor jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 4.00, 24 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
You`re so ugly when you were born, your mother saw the afterbirth and said "Twins!"... Read this joke...
Yo momma`s so fat that when she puts on a black shirt and jumpes in the ocean, everyone thinks there`s an oil spill... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
The preacher rose with a red face, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the K... Read this joke...
What is the definition of a hillbilly virgin?An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
How many musicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, two... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff