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Male vocabulary
Gender jokes
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"Haven`t I seen you before?" == "Nice ass." "I`m a Romantic." == "I`m poor." "I need you." == "My hand is tired." "I am different from all the other guys." == "I am not circumcised." "I want a commitment." == "I`m sick of masturbation." "You`re the only girl I`ve ever cared about." == "You are the only girl who hasn`t rejected me." "I really want to get to know you better." == "So I can tell my friends about it." "It`s just orange juice, try it." == "3 more shots, and she`ll have Her legs around my head." "She`s kinda cute." == "I wouldn`t kick Her out of bed but a pillow over the head might be necessary." "I don`t know if I like her." == "She won`t sleep with me." "I miss you so much." == "I am so horny that my male roommate is starting to look good." "Was it good for you?" == "I`m insecure about my manhood." "How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?" == "Is my penis really that small?" "I had a wonderful time last night." == "Who the hell are you?" "Do you love me?" == "I`ve done something stupid and you might find out." "Do you `really` love me?" == "I`ve done something stupid and you`re going to find out sooner or later." "How much do you love me?" == "I`ve done something really stupid and someone`s on their way to tell you by now." "I have something to tell you." == "Get tested." "I`ll give you a call." == "I`d rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again." "I`ve been thinking a lot." == "You`re not as attractive as when I was drunk." "I think we should just be friends." == "You`re ugly." "I`ve learned a lot from you." == "Next!!" "I`m on a long distance call, can you call me later?" == "I gotta turn on my answering machine."
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