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I've never been scre
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An avid jogger was jogging along the beach, when he happened upon a lady with no arms and no legs laying in the sand crying. He stopped and asked the woman why she was crying.
She replied,"because I`ve never been hugged before".
So he bent down and hugged her, and continued on his way.
The next day during his routine jog he came upon the same woman,lying in the same spot again she was crying. So he asked her "why my dear are you crying?".
She responded with "because I`ve never been kissed before". So he bent down and kissed her,and continued on his way.
The next day when he went jogging he expected to see the young lady, and there she was still crying, so he said "miss this is the third day that I`ve seen you laying here crying, what is the reason for your crying today?".
She said through her tears,"I`ve never been screwed before".
So he bent down, picked her up and threw her in the water.
"There now you`re screwed!"
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