|
|
|
Competition of a nation
Ethnic jokes
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world.
One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They`d have five years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever side`s dog won would be entitled to dominate the world. The losing side would have to lay down its arms. The Russians found the biggest meanest Doberman and Rottweiler dogs in the world and bred them with the biggest meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from each litter, killed his siblings, and gave him all the milk. The used steroids and trainers and after five years came up with the biggest meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were five inches thick and nobody could get near it.
"When the day came for the fight, the Americans showed up with a strange animal. It was a nine foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for the Americans because they knew there was no way that this dog could possibly last ten seconds with the Russian dog.
"When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out and wrapped itself around the outside of the ring. It had the Russian dog almost completely surrounded. When the Russian dog leaned over to bite the Dachshund`s neck, the Dachshund leaned up and consumed the Russian dog in one bite. There was nothing left at all of the Russian dog.
The Russians came up to the Americans shaking their heads in disbelief. `We don`t understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for five years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler dogs in the world and the biggest meanest Siberian wolves."
"That`s nothing", an American replied. "We had our best plastic surgeons working for five years trying to make an alligator look like a Dachshund.`"
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
[ Ethnic jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
This guy walked into a bar with a monkey on a string... Read this joke...
Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I`ve wanted to cut it down... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll?About two cans of hair spray... Read this joke...
I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
Zek and Luke went to a trucking company to apply for a "Team" truck driving job... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff