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Why do men die first
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This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries..But, now we know. If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect Her from the rat race ... you`re a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework ... you`re a pansy. If you work too hard ... there`s never any time for her. If you don`t work enough ... you`re a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay ... this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay ... you should get off your lazy behind and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of Her ... that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you ... It`s equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks ... It`s sexual harassment. If you keep quiet ... It`s male indifference. If you cry ... you`re a wimp. If you don`t ... you`re insensitive. If you make a decision without consulting Her ... you`re a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you ... she`s a liberated woman. If you ask Her to do something she doesn`t enjoy ... that`s domination. If SHE asks you ... It`s a favor. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear ... you`re a pervert. If you don`t ... you`re gay. If you like a woman to shave Her legs and keep in shape ... you`re sexist. If you don`t ... you`re unromantic. If you try to keep yourself in shape ... you`re vain. If you don`t ... you`re a slob. If you buy Her flowers ... you`re after something. If you don`t ... you`re not thoughtful. If you`re proud of your achievements ... you`re full of yourself. If you don`t ... you`re not ambitious. If she has a headache ... she`s tired. If you have a headache ... you don`t love Her anymore. If you want it too often ... you`re oversexed. If you don`t ... there must be someone else. Bottom Line: Men die first because they want to.
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